"The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows."
- Aristotle Onassis
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
- Albert Einstein
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
- John F. Kennedy
"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known."
- Walt Disney
"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to."
- Elvis Presley
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
- Abraham Lincoln
"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."
- Thomas Jones
"And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him."
- Revelation 6:8
Lady Astor, an outspoken member of Parliament, once scoldedWinston Churchill--"Winston, you're drunk."
Churchill: "And you're ugly...but in the morning, I'll be sober!"
Lady Astor: Winston, if you were my husband I'd poison your coffee.
Churchill: If you were my wife, I'd drink it!